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Description
This classic crewneck tee carries a quiet, witty attitude — a soft black canvas with a short, deadpan line across the chest: “I told the priest I would chill.” It feels like a shrug you can wear: relaxed proportions, neat ribbed collar, and...
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This shirt looks and feels amazing! You can tell it’s nice quality and the message is fun and playful. I love it! All I need now is a pair of Candace sweat pants and I’ll be able to rock an entire outfit to represent the one and only Candace!
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M. · June 23, 2026
If a conversation starter was a t-shirt, this is it! Bought it for my husband and he gets compliments everytime he wears it. He also gets to talk to strangers that he wouldn't have before. Fantastic shirt that is soft and comfortable.
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K. · June 4, 2026
Living in Utah brings attention when I wear my favorite shirt. It opens dialog with strangers and brings us together with humor and conversation. My absolute favorite shirt because it is soft, comfortable, and cool!