john from complaints [missing]

Name: zoëbread john from complaints [missing] - john from complaints [missing]
Brand: zoëbread
SKU: 55651275112830
Price: 35.0 USD
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the elusive john from complaints is missing
everything we know:
eye colour: unknown
hair colour: unknown
owns a phone? yes
phone can make calls? yes
phone can receive calls? no
last heard: requesting i call him back
last name: unknown, possibly ‘frömcómplaints’
species: presumed human
if you see him
approach with caution within five work...