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Card with a dog looking at a roasted chicken on a kitchen counter, with text 'Forget the 5 second rule with a 2 second dog'.

Card with a dog looking at a roasted chicken on a kitchen counter, with text 'Forget the 5 second rule with a 2 second dog'.

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Five Second Rule Card

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A brilliantly relatable dog card featuring one lightning-fast pup demonstrating advanced poultry interception techniques.
Perfect for dog owners, kitchen chaos survivors, and anyone who knows food never truly “hits the floor.” A funny dog c...

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