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Greeting card with a cow wearing boots and a hat, smoking a pipe, and text 'Beef Wellington with Puffin Pastry'.

Greeting card with a cow wearing boots and a hat, smoking a pipe, and text 'Beef Wellington with Puffin Pastry'.

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Beef Wellington Card

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A magnificently absurd food pun card featuring a well-dressed cow in proper wellington boots, flat cap, pipe — and a few puffins along for the ride.
Perfect for food lovers, countryside enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys culinary nonsense. ...

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