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Mary Had A Little Scam

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She pumped, she dumped, she legged it to Dubai. This card is for anyone who's been burned by bad advice, influencer hype, or just has a healthy distrust of internet gurus.
Greeting card printed on high-quality 280 gsm card.
Size: 12.7...

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