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Humpty Numpty

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A brutally honest nursery rhyme remix for anyone still traumatised by post-truth politics. Humpty Numpty made his choice, ignored the experts, and now he’s in pieces.
Greeting card printed on high-quality 280 gsm card.
Size: 12.7 x 17...

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