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Burn Bag Drink Koozie
Keep your beverage colder than a FOIA denial with the Classified Burn Bag Drink Koozie. Designed to look like the final resting place of highly sensitive paperwork, this koozie protects your drink with all the discretion of a windowless basement office and all the charm of a government form nobody read properly.
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As always top quality materials and IC jokes.
The koozies are great quality, made in the USA. SHIPPED FAST, with a hand written thank you note. My go to place for IC jokes and materials!
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Justin · August 30, 2026
Love the Burn Bag Koozi
The Burn Bag Koozi both regular and slim fit perfect. A great item for home and office.
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Michael · September 3, 2026
burn bag koozie
Like a burn bag for my drink, except it keeps it cold...not on fire.