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A can of Corned Beef will last for Four Years (unopened) so if you're forty years old, you're 'Ten Corned Beefs'.

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Auctioneer.

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Happy 1.69th Birthday (on Saturn)

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50th Birthday Saturn

A picture of a penguin greeting a waggy tailed dog, with the text: I assume that Penguins and Dogs would be pretty good friends. Because Penguins seem quite nice, and you know, Dogs are the best.

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Merlin's Beard! It's Harry Butter

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A crab saying "I will take it! I will take the Ring to Mordor" - Frodo Crabbins.

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Frodo Crabbins

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Happy Birthtea!

This Dog, is a Moron* *At least that's what the Cat told me.

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Moron Dog

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Insert Age Here

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Annual Occurrence

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Potato Jacket

Roughly 22,000,000 other humans also have a birthday today, but you're the only one I chose to give a birthday card to. Unless I know someone else with a birthday today. (In which case they probably also got this card.)

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Getting older is a wonderful thing. (If you ignore it completely.)

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Happy I-Lost-Countieth Birthday!

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I Lost Countieth

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Mark The Day

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Seasonings Greetings

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You know who can play that game? Yeah, you know. (You Know.) - It's a Toucan.

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Toucan Play

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This Card, has two Bananas on it.

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Hey "Yeah, you." (Thanks)

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Thank Balloon

A Flying Kiwi in the clouds with the text: Look! Up in the sky! It is Kenneth. The Flying Kiwi. But how does he do it? Nobody knows. Well, Kenneth does, but he's not taking questions at this time.

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Flying Kiwi Kenneth

Love you to the Moon and back.

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Moon and Back

Wishing You A Very Happy (Bidet)

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Happy Bidet

Happy Birthday to a Human Female.

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Human Female Birthday Card

Giraffes don't like Toffee

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Toffee Giraffe

And I thought you were probably old enough last year. (Now you're just being greedy.)

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Being Greedy

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I'm Still Younger

No Visible Wrinkles!

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They say with age, comes wisdom. (One out of two ain't bad)

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Wisdom With Age

Thanks for still being my wife. Heart holding a box of chocolates and some flowers.

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You're A Star!

A smiley face star

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A cartoon picture of two brown bears in party hats, one holding a purple and yellow wrapped present, and the other a pink balloon. The words Happy Birthday! appear at the top of the image surrounded by stars.

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Bear Birthday

A Hedgehog holding a Thanks! sign

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A T-Rex with a party hat and a bib, saying "Somebody say cake?!"

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Somebody Say Cake T Rex Dinosaur

Hope You Have A Festive Whatever

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A Festive Whatever

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Triceratops

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Humans call me what?! said the Blue Tit

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Humans Call Me What

This card is in black & white to help you remember what life was like around the time of your birth.

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Black and White

Do you realise how difficult it is to find a Birthday card that isn't offensive for someone as old as you?

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Offensive

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Don't Forget Birthday Card

The story of the card that was too perfect.

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Too Perfect

The Singular of Sheep should be Shoop.

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A Shoop

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Upset You

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Koallama

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Before Bread and things, Jam had no idea what to do with itself.

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Jam Idea

A Mouse holding up a star - Thanks!

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Thanks Mouse

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Happy Anniversary Birds

Just think. If you were born on any other day of the year, you wouldn't be getting this card today. (You're welcome.)

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Just Think

Hedgehogs can't have Balloons

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Celebrate Inability - Birthday Card

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Inability Birthday Card

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One Year Older

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Penguin Penguout

An 80th Birthday card that constantly reminds the bearer that they're 80.

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79 plus 1

Happy Birthday - Mice holding up a Birthday Cake

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Mouse Birthday I

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Dino Jelly Birthday

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Feeling Butter Card

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Made Up Fact No. 12: Penguins have pockets for when it gets really, really, really cold. A cartoon picture of a penguin wearing a bobbly hat with it's hands/wings/fins in it's pockets.

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Adventure Dinosaurs

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I Literally Saw This Card First

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Happy Tick Anniversary

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I acknowledge your birth. You're welcome.

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Just imagine the smell of a Victorian Christmas. Eww.

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Probably a Bad Egg. It's got an eye patch and a gun, for goodness sake.

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Baaah Humbug

60th Birthday To Do List - Be 59, turn 60.

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60th To Do List

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Adequate Birthday

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You Like Bikes

In some cultures, Birthdays are celebrate with the giving of folded cards. Pretty weird, right? On a side note, Happy Birthday.

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Bunch of Tennis Balls and a Shuttlecock

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Two legged spiders

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Happy Birthday - Mice holding a cupcake and a balloon

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Mouse Birthday III

A Ewe Boat.

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Happy Anniversary! One mouse giving another mouse a huge block of cheese, surrounded by hearts and stars.

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We are still together. (Yay us.)

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