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The Drinks On Me Dinner Time Coaster features a yellow square with a green border and the text: "I’m not saying I’m old, I’m just saying my dinner time and bed time are getting dangerously close"—a perfect quirky gift or funny drink coaster.

The Drinks On Me Dinner Time Coaster features a yellow square with a green border and the text: "I’m not saying I’m old, I’m just saying my dinner time and bed time are getting dangerously close"—a perfect quirky gift or funny drink coaster.

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"I’m Not Saying I’m Old, I’m Just Saying That My Dinner Time And Bed Time Are Getting Dangerously Close To Each Other."
Get the party started (and the laughs rolling) with our best-selling funny drink coaster. Printed in the USA on lightwei...

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