Cleaning to Drinking Music Greeting Card

Name: Ink & Attitude Stationery Company Cleaning to Drinking Music Greeting Card - Cleaning to Drinking Music Greeting Card
Brand: Ink & Attitude Stationery Company
SKU: 50993418371204
Price: 5.0 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5 (10 reviews)

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A2 sized (4.25" x 5.5")
Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock
Blank inside
White paper envelope included
Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve

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5.0

34 ratings

Quality wit to pass on to a good friend...perfect.

M · August 28, 2026

THE best cards ever

Jan · August 27, 2026

Oh so true!

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